Sunday, August 9, 2015

HAPPINESS IS A WARM TORTILLA

By
JOHN SCHERBER

HAPPINESS IS A FRESH TORTILLA.


         It turns out that México, in terms of how happy its residents are, is the 14th best place in the world to live. Lack of security and poverty are problems that contribute to this dismal showing out of 158 countries surveyed. Switzerland is the easy favorite, and Togo came in last. Maybe it should be spelled To Go, anywhere, please, and me first. Check me for Ebola on the way out. In Latin America, only Costa Rica came in better than México, at number 12. But then Costa Rica is so happy it doesn’t even have an army. Maybe that’s why it’s so happy. I haven’t heard of any wars it’s started lately. Being unarmed is definitely a deterrent.

         Oh, and how about the U.S., for whom México is about the worst place to live on earth? Perhaps that’s about the risk of sunburn in January. Well, the U.S. came in slightly behind México at number 15. Maybe if the numbers had been filtered through the Labor Department’s job growth or inflation report division, they could have come in ahead of their southern neighbor. This all comes from a United Nations report, where Iran and China didn’t get to meddle with the numbers, either.
         I suspect that when the UN conducted these interviews, expats in México were excluded. They would’ve displayed an unconscious bias; the street crews with clipboards might have avoided people with grins on their faces, and with some justification. They would not, for example, walk up to someone on the street that had other than a neutral or puzzled look. You would want a person grappling with heavy issues, like what to do with the money left over from their social security payment this month. How to meet that $265 annual property tax bill on their 3800 square foot house, or the $28 car license fee this year. The burden of those $100 a month utility bills that cover gas, electric, water, sewer, telephone, cable TV, Internet. Costs like that will simply run you into the garden, where for $20 every ten weeks your gardener comes for four hours and tends, prunes, and trims all your local plants.

         Yes, it is a tough place. Heroin and cocaine flow through the border towns like a river on its way to American consumers. In gracious return, they call this country the cesspool of the continent. I guess that’s true––we are half the narcotics trade, right? It must be all our fault.
         Of course this place could be a lot better. It is not paradise, and I have written about the reasons why in other posts. Canada came in fifth in this worldwide survey, so I should probably start asking them why their country is so much better. That’s actually easy to do, since I am surrounded by Canadians whenever I step out into the street here in San Miguel. They respond that their press is not as negative about México, and I can believe that, since after all, they have quite prudently never shared a border. Had the Canadians gotten acquisitive like the Americans did, they would’ve ended up with chunks of North Dakota, which I think might have discouraged them from any further such ambitions. Most of their neighbors don’t ask them why they’re not scared to come down to México for six months a year, nor are they surprised when they return in one piece.  
  
         I guess it’s all where your bias lies.
         My bias, and I don’t hesitate to disclose it, has been formed over the last eight years that I’ve lived in San Miguel, in the state of Guanajuato, México. Before that I lived in Edina, Minnesota, an upscale first tier suburb of Minneapolis, and before that for twenty-five years in St. Paul. Although I find some things to recall fondly about each place, I don’t look back, I look forward.
         I look forward to ending the summer not with winter but with a cooling off period where afternoons are typically around 70º. That’s part of why people are happy here. I think a larger reason is about the values. We are not flat out consumers in México. The reason is that we lack two elements to pull that off: most people don’t have the money here to equate happiness with ownership; and second, we are not faced with the constant barrage of advertising that makes such an idea convincing through repetition. Happiness is closer to the idea that our eighty-dollar pickup might still be running next year, or that we’ll be getting together with a group of friends tonight.

          I have written in other places that living in México changes expats by degrees, not all at once. You wake up three or four years after your arrival and realize you just don’t give a damn about having all that stuff. You’re not running everywhere. I couldn’t tell you what the latest iPhone is. When people ask me what I have, I tell them it’s a rotary model with the dial on the front. It’s made entirely of wood, and on the back it’s got a flap to hold a small spiral notebook and a stub of a pencil for texting.
         The truth is, it’s even worse than that. I don’t even have a cell phone. I have never had a cell phone. I just don’t need to be in touch in that way. When people say I’m out of touch, I’m flattered.
         I guess the bottom line is partly about values. We can be happier if our needs are less. An old advertising line is, Why be satisfied with any less? The answer is that if less is satisfying, why should we knock ourselves out getting any more just to make a profit for some giant multinational?
         It turns out that happiness has very little to do with how much stuff you have. It’s much more about what you’re doing with your life.
        
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